What Happens Next
What happens next is probably not pictured here. What happens next is still being scanned by algorithm before it is uploaded. What happens next is the most crushing part. What happens next is a continued act of breathing. What happens next will discontinue that. What happens next is not on my mind because my mind is empty. What happens next is a question. What happens next is the prelude to a further complication. What happens next is not going to be the last thing for all of
The End of the Elections Monster
Could a monster-themed elections analysis end with anything else than a monster who helps destroy the world? The monsters in this column have all been metaphorical, summoning creatures as horrible as this election has made people feel. But where figurative language leaves off, eschatological conspiracy thinkers step in. There are a significant number of people who believe that Hillary Clinton is the Whore of Babylon. The monster they have in mind is not a trope, but an actual
