New Passport
I went with the fam and some of my in-laws to the protest organized by Pantsuit Nation Israel outside of the US Embassy here in Tel Aviv...
2017 Tarot Misreading
If 2016 was anything it was the Sweet 16 of the third millennium: gauche, pretty dramatic, and despite the whole reason for the party,...
Looking Back
When George W. Bush was elected I knew what to expect, mostly: I knew there was going to be a war, the tax cuts, the bubble. That was all...
What Happens Next
What happens next is probably not pictured here. What happens next is still being scanned by algorithm before it is uploaded. What...
The End of the Elections Monster
Could a monster-themed elections analysis end with anything else than a monster who helps destroy the world? The monsters in this column...
Joe's Midnight Movie Reviews: Toxic Mutant Halloween Edition
Halloween guest misread by Joe from PIZZA PENTAGRAM! Point Break counts because of masks. Child's Play (1988) Joe's midnight movie...
Elections Monster: The Tattooed Man
Tattooing as it has been historically understood in the Eurocentric world has been a way to make the body monstrous. There is something...
Pairing: Rivers and Sadness
An oldie but a goodie. Rivers and sadness have gone together since the earliest civilizations on Earth. It was probably the river and its...
The Elections Monster (12)
It seems like there should be a type of fairy that specializes in making people say things that they don't want to say. A malapropor:...
My Big Shiny News
I've been reading fiction for Gigantic Sequins since 2012 and yesterday I got bumped up to Assistant Fiction Editor. It's a real honor...
